A Letter From Andy The Dog

Dear Angry Cat,

Why are you so mad? Did a neighborhood rodent tick you off? Did another cat throw you into the rumor mill? I don't know why you are so upset all the time, but that is really not a good way to be. The way you fly into the air, hiss and frantically growl everytime I see you is unacceptable behavior. Chill out and relax, and realize that the world is not against you. Believe me, everything will be ok.

Ok fine. Maybe if I stopped trying to snatch you off of the curb and shake you around every time I see you, you would be nicer. But that’s not gonna happen.

See you soon. Love, Andy

A Letter From Talley The Dog

Dear Dog Food,

 When we first met I thought your were pretty good. Now that time has passed, regretfully, I think you are just, ok. It's just that you're a bit plain, and kind of "everyday." I do know that you are a loner, and that you like it that way, but I think I would feel better about you if you got yourself some friends. May I suggest you get friendly with some bacon and gravy, and maybe some warm cheese?  Wow. Delicious! My taste buds are putting on a reenactment of a dance scene from Saturday Night Fever right now as I think about that combo. I really hope you all get together soon. Can't wait to see you guys! 💕Tally The Dog